
Aries
Aries, as you scale the cliffs of life this month, remember: sometimes the best route is the one that involves a little creative bouldering—like using your head instead of your hands! Channel your inner mountain goat and leap over obstacles, but watch out for those pesky loose rocks (a.k.a. your impulsive decisions)! Keep your harness tight and your humor even tighter; laughter is the best belay partner!

Taurus
Taurus, this week you'll feel as strong as a boulder problem and as stubborn as a rock climber refusing to use anything but their trusty chalk! Remember, just like a good climb, life is about finding your footholds—if you slip, just yell 'beta!' and get back on that wall. So strap on those climbing shoes and tackle your goals with the same tenacity as trying to find the perfect grip on a crux!

Gemini
Gemini, this week, your climbing route may have more twists and turns than your social life! Embrace your inner monkey and remember, when life throws you a crux problem, just chalk up and keep reaching for the next hold—preferably one that doesn’t involve a dramatic fall! Stay light on your feet and watch out for that loose boulder of chaos; it’s your time to summit the week!

Cancer
Dear Cancer, as the moon influences your ascent, remember that just like belaying your buddy, it’s okay to take a break and hang out on the cliff face while you catch your breath. This week, embrace your inner boulder — don’t be afraid to go off the beaten path, but maybe avoid trying to free solo your laundry after a long day of climbing! Stay strong and keep your grip tight, because the summit is just a few witty jokes away!

Leo
Leo, today your spirit is as bold as a boulder on a sunny crag! Remember, while you're reaching for the stars, it's important to avoid the slippery holds of doubt—just as you wouldn't try to climb a wall wearing flip-flops! So, strap on your metaphorical climbing shoes and ascend to new heights, just don’t forget to have a friend spot you on the way up!

Virgo
Virgo, this week the stars align like your perfectly arranged climbing gear—every carabiner in its place! Use your meticulous nature to tackle that crux move in life; remember, a well-placed foot is worth two handholds! Embrace your inner mountain goat, and when in doubt, just boulder on through with a smile (and maybe a chalk bag).

Libra
Dear Libra, this month your balance will be as impeccable as a climber on a highline! Just remember, if you find yourself hanging by a thread (or a flimsy hold), don’t panic—take a deep breath, and look for that perfect foothold (or snack break). Embrace your inner goat, and climb every social mountain with grace and laughter!

Scorpio
Scorpio, this week you’ll discover that life is like a climbing wall: sometimes you need to hang on tight to your ambitions while letting go of the holds that no longer serve you. Channel your inner mountain goat—balancing on way too few footholds and still managing to look fabulous while you do it! Remember, if you fall, make sure to laugh on the way down—it’s just an opportunity to practice your landing technique!

Sagittarius
Dear Sagittarius, this week, the stars align like a perfect climbing route—just remember, when life throws you a boulder problem, don't forget to chalk up and ask for a spot! Your adventurous spirit will lead you to new heights, but watch out for those pesky holds that look solid but are as reliable as a worn-out climbing shoe. Embrace the challenge, and if you fall, just make sure it's into a nice soft pile of pillows—safety first, thrill-seeker!

Capricorn
Capricorn, this week your ambition will scale new heights—much like your climbing skills as you tackle that tricky boulder problem. Just remember, if life throws you a loose rock, don’t panic; it’s just the universe reminding you to chalk up and keep climbing! Embrace your inner mountain goat and try not to butt-scoot your way through challenges; the summit is yours to conquer!

Aquarius
Aquarius, this week you’ll find yourself scaling new heights—both literally and figuratively! Just remember, if you feel like you’re slipping, it’s not a sign to panic but a reminder to check your chalk bag (and maybe your life choices). Now go out there, grab life by the crux, and don't forget to laugh when you inevitably fall on your face—it's all part of the climb!

Pisces
Dear Pisces, this week you’ll find yourself scaling new heights both on the wall and in life! Just remember, if you find yourself hanging by a finger, don’t panic—just channel your inner sea creature and wiggle your way back to safety! So grab your chalk bag, breathe deeply, and let’s rock this week like a climbing pro—just avoid those slippery holds (they're not your type, anyway)!